One of my friends once flew over 100 mph. I saw it. But, you know, barely, because it was so fast. Still, it was awesome.
I HAVE THIS ONE DUCK FRIEND WHO WHENEVER ANYONE IS THROWING US BREAD TO EAT, HE WILL ASK, “DO YOU HAVE ANY GLUTEN-FREE OPTIONS?”
Turn the bathroom into a scented field of fresh flowers with notes of bergamot and greenery.